$29.99
A cheeky pink balloon and a very specific birthday wish in rainbow letters. Celebrate loudly.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Cake is nice, but you have other plans. It’s My Birthday, Where Is The Buttsex? pairs a playful pink balloon (not your average party decor) with a birthday wish spelled out in bold rainbow hues, leaving zero ambiguity about the celebration. It’s the funny gay birthday tee for the guest of honor who came to party, perfect for Pride babies and anyone turning their big day into an event. Cheeky and celebratory, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for making a scene. Blow out the candles, then make a wish. Loudly.
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