$29.99
A business-casual man in a tie with maximum sass. Bold energy dressed for the office.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Business on top, chaos everywhere else. I Made Your Dad A Bottom features a professional-looking man in a tie whose polished look completely undersells the audacity of the message. It’s the funny gay tee for people who love a spicy flex and a cocky punchline, worn to Pride, parties, and every group chat that can handle it. Bold and shameless, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your most confident friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made to start something. Clocking in, taking over. Dressed for success, built for scandal. HR has entered the chat.
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