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Dead Inside

$39.99

A perfectly disinterested face with heavy-lidded eyes and drippy text. When coffee isn’t enough.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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the story
Dead Inside

Running on fumes and pure spite. Dead Inside features a perfectly disinterested face with heavy-lidded eyes and bold, drippy lettering, saying what words just can’t after the day-to-day grind wins again. It’s the funny, deeply relatable graphic tee for the burnt-out, the over-it, and anyone whose vibe is a permanent ‘yeah, same.’ A designer favorite, this shirt is a perfect gift for your most exhausted friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for coping in comfort. Emotionally unavailable, aesthetically iconic. Coffee first, feelings never. Same energy, every day.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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