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Good Boy

$29.99

The flirty tee for the one who’s happiest when he’s behaving — and getting told so. Who’s a good boy?

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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the story
Good Boy

Praise accepted. Good Boy is the flirty gay tee for the one who’s happiest when he’s behaving (and getting told so) — playful, devoted, and just a little bit of a show-off about it. It’s the funny gay tee for Pride, date night, and couples who know exactly who’s who. Confident and cheeky, the Good Boy shirt is a perfect gag gift or couple’s pairing for the well-behaved half of the duo. Loyal, lovable, and very good indeed. Who’s a good boy?

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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