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Daddy’s Little Hotpocket

$29.99

A sizzling snack-brand parody for those who like their humor microwave-warm and cheeky.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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Daddy’s Little Hotpocket

Deliciously bold and ready in seconds. Daddy’s Little Hotpocket is a sizzling snack-brand parody for anyone who likes their humor as warm as a microwavable treat and twice as cheeky. Whether you’re the snack or the one doing the unwrapping, this funny gay parody tee serves flavor at Pride, nights out, or the group chat. Playful and a little filthy, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your favorite little treat. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for daily snacking on drama. Handle with care, contents are hot. Best served with a wink.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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