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Stuff My Stocking

$39.99

A festive red stocking overflowing with ‘mysterious’ cheer. A whole new meaning to holiday spirit.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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The Stuff My Stocking T-shirt features a festive graphic of a green hand holding a purple item over a red and green stocking, with the playful text "STUFF MY STOCKING" on a black tee.
the story
Stuff My Stocking

On the naughty list and requesting a very specific gift. Stuff My Stocking features a festive red stocking overflowing with mysterious holiday cheer, giving a whole new meaning to getting into the spirit. It’s the funny gay Christmas tee for parties, tacky-sweater nights, and letting Santa know exactly what you want. Cheeky and merry, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your favorite holiday menace. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for December mischief. Nice list? Overrated. Fill it up, Santa. Cheer optional, stuffing mandatory.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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