$29.99
A parody of that beachy sticker brand for people three hours late with iced coffee and attitude.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Salt Life is for the early-rising, sunscreen-bragging fishing crowd. Slut Life is for the rest of us, showing up three hours late with iced coffee, too much attitude, and zero intention of getting wet unless someone cute is involved. This funny parody tee is your official uniform for chaotic, sun-soaked, dramatically horizontal energy. A perfect summer Pride gift, it’s printed on a soft, comfy unisex shirt made for beach days and boardwalk loitering. Vitamin sea optional. Vitamin scandal required. Live that Slut Life responsibly (ish).
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