$29.99
For the well-mannered menace who knows good behavior gets rewarded. Sit. Stay. Collect.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Behave, and you’ll be rewarded. Good Boys Get Treats is the cheeky gay tee for the well-mannered menace who knows exactly how the game works — obedient in all the right ways and never above earning a little praise. It’s the funny gay tee for Pride, date night, and sending a very clear message across a crowded bar. Confident and playful, the Good Boys Get Treats shirt is the perfect gag gift for the friend who’s a certified good boy (results may vary). Sit. Stay. Collect your treat.
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