$49.99
A colorful checkerboard of very cheeky shapes. A bold statement piece for turning heads.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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This isn’t just fashion, it’s a full commitment to the bit. The Checkered Drawn Penis Pattern piece serves a colorful checkerboard covered in bold, unapologetic, slightly naughty little shapes for people who love turning heads and raising eyebrows. It’s the loud, campy statement piece for Pride, festivals, parties, and anyone who refuses to blend in. Edgy and eye-catching, this design is a memorable gift for your most fearless friend. Made from soft, comfortable fabric built to be noticed from across the room. Subtlety who? Wear it boldly and let the double takes roll in.
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