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Free Hugs

$39.99

A sleek, minimalist alien offering… affection. Approachable, but maybe a little dangerous.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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the story
Free Hugs

Come here often? The mothership sent this one. Free Hugs wraps you in the kind of affection only an extraterrestrial could provide, featuring a sleek, minimalist alien and a message that reads friendly with a hint of danger. It’s the funny sci-fi graphic tee for horror nerds, space lovers, and anyone who enjoys questionable affection. Cool and eerie, this shirt is a perfect gift for the friend who runs on dark humor. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for close encounters. Hugs offered, survival not guaranteed. Approach the alien. What’s the worst that could happen?

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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