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Hung and Heavy

$29.99

Classic black-and-white artwork that shows exactly what the phrase suggests. Bold and risque.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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Hung and Heavy

Bold statement, minimal explanation required. Hung and Heavy is a cheeky gag tee featuring classic black-and-white artwork that shows exactly what the phrase implies, made for anyone who likes their humor risque and their confidence loud. It’s the funny gay tee for Pride, parties, and gifting to the friend who loves a shameless conversation starter. Vintage-inspired and tongue-in-cheek, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made to raise eyebrows. Heavy is the personality that wears the crown. Some things speak for themselves. Weighty, indeed.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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