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The Internet is for Corn

$29.99

A straight-faced visual pun about what the internet is really for. Commit to the bit.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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The Internet is for Corn: A purple t-shirt with an illustrated ear of corn and the phrase “The Internet is for Corn” on the front.
the story
The Internet is for Corn

The internet has one true purpose, and we all know it rhymes with corn. The Internet is for Corn leans all the way into the joke with a straight face and a perfectly innocent-looking visual pun, delivering absurd humor for people who commit fully to the bit. It’s a funny meme t-shirt for chronically online legends, group-chat degenerates, and anyone who appreciates a clever double meaning. Printed on a soft, comfy unisex shirt made for scrolling and strolling. Silly, simple, and guaranteed to earn a double take. Stay hydrated. Stay corny.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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