$29.99
An adorably menacing cat with glowing red eyes running the whole show. You’re just a pawn.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Step aside, humans, this cat runs the show. People Are My Play Things features an adorably menacing feline with glowing red eyes and an unimpressed glare, making it clear everyone else is just a pawn in the master plan. It’s the funny cat t-shirt for tiny tyrants, chaos lovers, and anyone who relates a little too hard. Sinister yet cute, this graphic tee is a purr-fect gift for your favorite little dictator. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt built for world domination. Obey the cat. Resistance is adorable but futile. All hail the overlord.
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