$29.99
A playful chastity-device design and a clean font. A sassy nod to trust, control, and cheek.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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A cheeky nod to trust, control, and giving up the keys. Lock Me Up pairs a bold, playful chastity-device illustration with a clean, modern font for people who enjoy a little tongue-in-cheek (or maybe literal) humor. It’s the funny gay tee and couples-shirt option for Pride, kink nights, or just keeping the group chat entertained. Sassy and confident, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for a partner who gets the joke. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for daily wear. Behave? Debatable. Keyholder sold separately. Consent, comedy, and a little control.
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