$39.99
A blue figure in a white thong with a strategically placed banana on a heart background. One half of a couple’s set.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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One half of the cheekiest couple’s set around. His Top features a playful blue figure in a white thong with a strategically placed banana on a heart background, bringing bold, naughty humor to your relationship goals. It’s the funny gay couples shirt to pair with His Bottom for Pride, date nights, and matching-fit chaos. Cartoonish and confident, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for a partner who gets the joke. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for coupled-up comedy. Better together, funnier in pairs. Grab the matching half and commit to the bit.
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