$29.99
A cheeky spin on a legendary slogan. Clean at a glance, filthy on a second read.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Clean at first glance, iconic once you actually read it. Just Suck It is a bold parody tee that takes a legendary athletic slogan and gives it a petty, playful, gloriously dirty makeover. It’s the funny gay parody shirt for the person running low on patience and high on comebacks, printed sharp and simple on a soft, true-to-size unisex tee. Perfect for Pride, nights out, gym flexing, or gifting to the friend with a filthy sense of humor, this graphic tee says the quiet part loud. Stop overthinking it. Just, well, you know.
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