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If The Booty is Round

$29.99

A cheeky skeleton honoring the rainbow booty. Spooky, funny, and just the right amount of dirty.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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The "If The Booty is Round" t-shirt is black and features two skeletons, a rainbow cartoon butt, and the phrase "If the booty is round I gotta pound.
the story
If The Booty is Round

Death is temporary, but a great booty is eternal. If The Booty is Round stars a cheeky skeleton paying respect to a rainbow rear with the immortal mantra it deserves. It’s the funny gay Halloween tee for spooky season, Pride, and anyone who honors the true circle of life: cake appreciation. Bold, hilarious, and just dirty enough, this graphic tee is a standout gift for your most shameless friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt built for all-year haunting. Round, proud, and eternally admired. Rest in twerk.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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