$29.99
A bright red tongue and a lollipop deliver a very tongue-in-cheek confession. Bold icon energy.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Subtle? Never met her. I Suck Dick is for the bold icon in a world of whispers, pairing a bright red tongue with a cheeky lollipop for the ultimate tongue-in-cheek (literally) statement. It’s the funny gay tee for anyone who knows their worth and isn’t afraid to show a little humor and a lot of confidence. Loud and playful, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your most shameless friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made to turn heads. Say it with your chest. Lollipop optional, attitude required.
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