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I know my way around a pole

$29.99

Two rainbow silhouettes working moves that make gravity blush. Skill, sass, and cheek.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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the story
I know my way around a pole

When life hands you a pole, you climb, spin, and work it like the showstopper you are. I Know My Way Around a Pole celebrates skill, sass, and just the right amount of cheek with two vibrant rainbow silhouettes defying gravity. It’s the funny gay pride tee for anyone with moves, confidence, and a flair for the dramatic. Bold and colorful, this rainbow graphic tee is a perfect Pride gift for your most talented friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made to show off. Grip it, flip it, own it. Tips appreciated, applause guaranteed.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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