$29.99
Two ‘swords’ crossed in a cosmic battle of wit. Pick red or blue, either way it’s a duel.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Choose your fighter: red or blue. Eternal Conflict stages an epic, hilarious duel featuring two crossed… let’s call them swords… locked in a cosmic battle of wit. It’s the funny gay tee for people who love a bold visual pun and a little friendly competition, perfect for Pride, parties, and sparking a few duels of its own. Cheeky and clever, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for the friend who loves to pick a side. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for daily combat. May the best sword win. En garde, gorgeous. The battle never ends.
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