$29.99
An unimpressed character with golden horns, mint hair, and a legendary raised eyebrow. Cute and salty.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Cute, salty, and completely unbothered. I Didn’t Ask features an adorably unimpressed character with golden horns, mint-green hair, and an iconic raised eyebrow delivering the perfect dismissive shrug. It’s the funny sassy tee for people with zero patience for unsolicited opinions, worn everywhere you want your attitude to speak first. Pastel and petty, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for your most gloriously indifferent friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for daily eye-rolls. Nobody asked, and yet. Serving looks and complete disinterest. Anyway, moving on.
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