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Cracker Barrel

$29.99

A country classic flipped into a cowboy romance. More than cornbread being shared here.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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A yellow T-shirt featuring the Cracker Barrel logo, redesigned to show two cowboys embracing inside the graphic.
the story
Cracker Barrel

Southern comfort just got a whole lot gayer. Cracker Barrel flips a country-store classic into a cowboy romance, with two handsome fellas locking eyes like they’re about to share way more than cornbread. It’s the funny gay parody tee for Pride, honky-tonks, and brunch with the girls, guaranteed to spark conversation and a few blushes. Warm, campy, and cheeky, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for your favorite country queer. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for slow dances and fast rumors. Yeehaw, and also, oh my. Pull up a rocking chair.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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