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Burn The Bridges

$39.99

A mischievous cat with a gas can over a flaming bridge. Life’s too short for subtlety.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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Burn The Bridges

Some bridges deserve the match. Burn The Bridges features an adorably mischievous cat holding a gas can above a bridge engulfed in glorious flames, the perfect mascot for people done with subtlety. It’s the funny cat t-shirt for chaos agents, no-contact champions, and anyone ready to make a bold, unbothered exit. Cute and slightly arsonist, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for your pettiest friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt built for burning it all down (metaphorically). Life’s too short for regrets. Strike the match. No refunds, no reunions.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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