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I’m Not Gay

$29.99

A classic joke upgraded for the economy: ‘$20 is $20’ crossed out for $40, blaming inflation.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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I’m Not Gay

A classic joke, now inflation-adjusted. I’m Not Gay upgrades the timeless ‘$20 is $20’ bit, crossing out the twenty for a bold $40 with a cheeky ‘Sorry, Inflation’ tag, because even jokes cost more these days. It’s the funny gay tee for people who love a smart punchline, worn to Pride, parties, or the group chat. Clever and relatable, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your wittiest friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for daily laughs. Prices are up, standards are flexible. Supply, demand, and a little curiosity. Blame the economy.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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