$29.99
A sweet cookie classic, double-stuffed with attitude. Dunk it, twist it, own it.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Twist it, lick it, dunk it, and make sure everyone’s watching. WHOREO takes a beloved sandwich cookie and stuffs it with pure attitude, delivering a bold, campy gay parody tee for people who commit to the bit. It’s a Pride-parade favorite and a festival staple, guaranteed to earn laughs and knowing looks anywhere you wear it. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for all-day snacking on drama, it’s the perfect cheeky gift for your cream-filled bestie. Double the stuff, double the audacity. Milk not included.
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