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WHOREO

$29.99

A sweet cookie classic, double-stuffed with attitude. Dunk it, twist it, own it.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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A blue t-shirt featuring the product name "WHOREO" printed in large, bold white letters across the chest.
the story
WHOREO

Twist it, lick it, dunk it, and make sure everyone’s watching. WHOREO takes a beloved sandwich cookie and stuffs it with pure attitude, delivering a bold, campy gay parody tee for people who commit to the bit. It’s a Pride-parade favorite and a festival staple, guaranteed to earn laughs and knowing looks anywhere you wear it. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for all-day snacking on drama, it’s the perfect cheeky gift for your cream-filled bestie. Double the stuff, double the audacity. Milk not included.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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