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Subgay

$29.99

The “Subgay” tee is serving footlong sass with extra toppings. Inspired by a certain sandwich shop logo you know too well, this shirt is for anyone who’s proud to be a little submissive and a lot gay. It is cheeky, campy, and guaranteed to get laughs, side-eyes, and maybe even a date. Perfect for Pride events, bar nights, or just confusing the guy at Subway when you walk in wearing it.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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the story
Subgay

Fresh, footlong, and fully out. Subgay flips a famous sandwich chain’s logo into a proudly queer parody, made for the subs, the bottoms, and everyone who wears the label with pride. It’s the funny gay parody tee for Pride, nights out, and letting the room know exactly what you bring to the table. Bold, campy, and unapologetic, this graphic tee is a perfect cheeky gift for your favorite hopeless romantic. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made to order daily. Eat fresh, stay gay. Toasted optional, iconic guaranteed.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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