$29.99
A fierce calico dual-wielding cleavers. Diplomacy has limits, and this cat found them.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Diplomacy has its limits, and this cat found them fast. Peace Was Never An Option stars an outrageously adorable yet fierce calico dual-wielding cleavers, screaming chaotic energy for people who live life on their own terms. It’s the funny cat t-shirt and a designer favorite, made for chaos agents, drama lovers, and anyone done negotiating. Cartoonish charm meets pure menace, making it a perfect gift for your most unhinged friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt built for battle. Talk it out? Absolutely not. Cleavers up. Peace never stood a chance.
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