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Oscar Admires Wieners

$29.99

A familiar meaty logo flipped into something way more honest. Cheeky and a little dirty.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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A red T-shirt named "Oscar Admires Wieners," featuring the phrase in white and yellow letters inside a rounded rectangle.
the story
Oscar Admires Wieners

The parody you never knew you needed and now can’t live without. Oscar Admires Wieners takes a familiar meaty logo and flips it into something a whole lot more honest, delivering bold, cheeky, faintly filthy laughs. It’s the funny gay parody tee for Pride, the bar, or a very memorable grocery run, guaranteed to earn side-eye and at least one delighted snort. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for daily mischief, it’s a perfect gag gift for the pun lover in your life. Some folks just admire the classics. No notes, chef’s kiss.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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