$29.99
A tired little brain and a big confession. The funny graphic tee for the chronically unfiltered who cannot keep a thought inside.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Your brain has no filter and honestly? That’s the personality. I Have To Say Weird Shit Or I Will Die is the funny graphic t-shirt for anyone whose intrusive thoughts become public announcements before permission is granted. A weary little cartoon brain and bold lettering say what your mouth already can’t stop. It’s a perfect sarcastic tee for the group-chat menace, the overshare artist, and every proudly weird human in your life. Printed on a soft, comfy unisex shirt built for all-day wear, it’s a great funny gift for friends who talk first and think never. Say it loud. Say it weird.
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