$29.99
A mischievous cartoon cat holding a chair. Why take the high road when you can swing?
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Growth is overrated when a folding chair is right there. I am NOT the bigger person stars a smug cartoon cat proudly wielding furniture, capturing the exact unbothered chaos of someone done being polite. It’s the funny cat t-shirt for petty legends, drama connoisseurs, and anyone whose patience left the building. Soft, comfortable, and just a little violent in spirit, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for your most gloriously immature friend. Printed on a true-to-size unisex shirt built for maximum audacity. High road closed. Chair fully loaded.
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