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Dudes Just Taste Better

$29.99

Loud, cheeky, unapologetically thirsty, with a sexy line-art hunk to prove the point.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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The “Dudes Just Taste Better” white T-shirt features a bold black and red slogan next to an illustration of a man in underwear.
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Dudes Just Taste Better

Finally, the truth in bold print. Dudes Just Taste Better is loud, cheeky, and unapologetically thirsty, pairing a confident statement with a sexy line-art hunk. It’s the funny gay tee for turning heads at Pride, the club, or the produce aisle, worn by anyone who likes their fashion as bold as their appetite. Proudly queer and a little filthy, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for your thirstiest group-chat member. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made to be noticed. Some tastes are simply superior. Bon appetit, boys.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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