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Navy blue Cock-Cola t-shirt featuring "CockCola" in red script on the front, styled like the Coca-Cola logo.
A black t-shirt featuring “Cock-Cola” in red script on the front, styled like the classic Coca-Cola logo.
The Cock-Cola black t-shirt features a red and white "CockCola" script logo on the front.
A dark purple t-shirt featuring the Cock-Cola logo in red script, styled like the classic Coca-Cola branding.
A white T-shirt with the "Cock-Cola" product name in red script, styled to resemble the classic Coca-Cola logo.
A white T-shirt featuring the Cock-Cola logo in red text across the chest.

Cock-Cola

$29.99

A world-famous logo, filthily remixed. Iconic, scandalous, and thirsty.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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Navy blue Cock-Cola t-shirt featuring "CockCola" in red script on the front, styled like the Coca-Cola logo.
the story
Cock-Cola

Refreshing? Debatable. Iconic? Absolutely. Cock-Cola takes a world-famous soda logo and gives it the filthy remix you didn’t know you needed, delivering scandalous double takes wherever you pop the top. It’s the funny gay parody tee for Pride, nights out, and making someone choke on their drink. Simple, bold, and endlessly quotable, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for the friend who loves stirring the pot. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt served ice cold. Taste the feeling, whatever that feeling is. Best served with zero shame.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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