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Haunted Hole

$29.99

Slimy ghosts oozing out of a pink slime-covered hole. A fun, spooky (and cheeky) twist.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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Haunted Hole t-shirt
the story
Haunted Hole

This haunted house has a very specific floor plan. Haunted Hole features slimy white ghosts (and a couple of mischievous pals) oozing out of a pink, slime-covered opening, bringing a fun, spooky, and cheeky twist to your wardrobe. It’s the funny gay Halloween tee for spooky season, Pride, and anyone who loves a double meaning with their scares. Playful and a little filthy, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your favorite haunt. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for October chaos. Who you gonna call? Not them, they’re busy. Boo, and also, behave.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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