$29.99
Rainbow pride meets high-seas nonsense. Filthy humor with a campy, colorful crew.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Ahoy, and also, absolutely not sorry. Butt Pirate blends rainbow pride with high-seas nonsense for the perfect mix of filthy humor and campy style. Celebrating adventure, diversity, and shameless double meanings, it’s the funny gay tee for Pride parades, cruises (the boat kind and otherwise), and anyone who sails their own way. Vibrant and cheeky, this graphic tee makes a memorable LGBTQ gift for your favorite scallywag. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt ready to set sail. Yo ho ho and a bottle of whatever. All aboard, booty required.
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