$29.99
A boxing-gloved goose with FLIGHT crossed out in red. No fleeing, only chaos.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Flight is off the table, permanently. Fight or Fight stars a determined goose in boxing gloves standing over the word FLIGHT, boldly crossed out in red, because this bird only knows one response. It’s the funny meme t-shirt for chaos lovers, gym gremlins, and anyone who leans all the way into confrontation. Bold and hilarious, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for the friend who never backs down. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt built for the ring (and the group chat). Ding ding. There is no flight. There is only goose.
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