$29.99
Doesn’t just say thirsty, screams it (with a splash of something extra). For the unapologetically extra.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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Not just thirsty, parched, and proud of it. Thirsty is a bold, daring design for anyone who knows they’re unapologetically extra and wants the world to keep up. It’s the funny gay tee for Pride, the club, and every situation you walk into like a whole entrance, splashed with humor and maybe something else. Loud and confident, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your thirstiest friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made to be seen and served. Hydrate? No. Captivate? Always. Stay thirsty, stay iconic.
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