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Deck My Halls

$39.99

Classic Christmas ornaments with a not-so-subtle twist. Festive with a touch of naughty.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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The "Deck My Halls" green t-shirt features the phrase and a playful red screw-shaped Christmas ornament—perfect for anyone who loves festive holiday style and clever designs.
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Deck My Halls

Deck the halls, and everything else while you’re at it. Deck My Halls plays on classic Christmas ornaments with a not-so-subtle twist, delivering festive cheer with a cheeky wink. It’s the funny gay Christmas tee for holiday parties, ugly-sweater nights, and celebrating the season with a sense of humor. Merry and just a little naughty, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your favorite holiday chaos gremlin. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for December mischief. Tis the season to be shameless. Trim the tree, then cause a scene. Ho ho whoa.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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