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Super Smash Me Bro

$29.99

A filthy parody of your favorite fighting game. Bottoms and gamers, unite.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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the story
Super Smash Me Bro

Player two has entered the bedroom. Super Smash Me Bro is a cheeky parody of a beloved fighting game, turning pixels into pure thirst for gamers, bottoms, and chaos lovers everywhere. It’s the funny gay gamer tee for Pride, conventions, game nights, and letting your friends know you’re always down for a rematch. Bold, playful, and unapologetically queer, this graphic tee is a perfect gift for the gaymer in your life. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt built to take a beating. Button-mashing encouraged. Challenger approaching.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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