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I’m The Drama

$29.99

A wide-eyed black cat bursting from a box labeled DRAMA. Warn the room before you enter.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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The "I'm The Drama" white T-shirt features a black cat with wide eyes peeking out of a brown box labeled "DRAMA," with "I'M THE" text above.
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I’m The Drama

Not part of the problem, the whole entire problem, and adorable about it. I’m The Drama features a wide-eyed black cat popping out of a box marked DRAMA, the perfect warning label for chaos agents who light up every room they enter (usually on fire). It’s the funny cat t-shirt for messy legends, theater kids grown up, and anyone who owns their reputation. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt built for entrances, it’s a purr-fect gift for your most dramatic friend. Cue the gasp. Roll the credits. You are the main event.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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