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I love Big Cocks

$29.99

The ultimate conversation starter, shouted from across the Pride parade. Zero subtlety, all confidence.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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A white t-shirt featuring the product name "I love Big Cocks" with bold black text and a red heart symbol.
the story
I love Big Cocks

Subtlety has left the chat. I love Big Cocks is here to SHOUT your truth across the room, the street, or an entire Pride parade, making it the ultimate cheeky conversation starter (and possible reason you get uninvited from the reunion). It’s the funny gay tee for brunch, the gym, and anywhere you want your personality entering before you do. Bold and shameless, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your most confident friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made to be noticed. Say it loud, say it proud. No inside voice available.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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