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I Don’t Want To Be On This Planet Anymore

$29.99

A neon-green UFO beaming someone up. Your stylish cosmic SOS for when Earth is too much.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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I Don’t Want To Be On This Planet Anymore

Beam me up, the Earthly shenanigans have won. I Don’t Want To Be On This Planet Anymore is your stylish cosmic SOS, featuring a vibrant UFO and a silhouette getting happily abducted into neon-green light. It’s the funny, relatable graphic tee for introverts, chaos survivors, and anyone quietly ready to tap out of humanity. Playful and a little existential, this shirt is a perfect gift for the friend who’s over it. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for escaping in comfort. Take me anywhere but here. Aliens, the group chat is ready when you are.

Fit

Unisex classic, true to size

Fabric

Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend

Direct-to-garment, made to order

Care

Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.

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