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Homo Depot

$29.99

A hardware-store logo goes full camp. For your gay home-improvement needs.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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The Homo Depot t-shirt is orange and showcases a bold white and orange "HOMO DEPOT" graphic in stylized letters.
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Homo Depot

For all your gay home-improvement needs, aisle by aisle. Homo Depot flips a hardware giant into a campy queer classic, delivering bold laughs at Pride, the club, or your next run for nails and lube in the same basket. It’s the funny gay parody tee for DIY gays, handy queers, and anyone who knows the best tools are your friends. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt built for building (and flirting), it’s a perfect gift for the fixer-upper in your life. Let’s do this. Then let’s do that too. Contractor grade camp.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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