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Fuck Your Festivities

$29.99

An adorably rebellious cat tangled in festive lights. For those who’ve had enough holiday cheer.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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The "Fuck Your Festivities" white t-shirt showcases a black cat tangled in holiday lights and bold statement text, perfect for making a playful impression.
the story
Fuck Your Festivities

Had it up to here with holiday cheer? Same, says the cat. Fuck Your Festivities features an adorably rebellious feline tangled in string lights with an expression of pure seasonal contempt, capturing the mood of everyone over the forced merriment. It’s the funny anti-holiday cat tee for Grinches, introverts, and anyone who prefers sass with their season. Bold and relatable, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your favorite humbug. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for hibernating in style. Bah, humbug, but make it fashion. Wake me in January.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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