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Let’s Bury the Hatchet

$29.99

Forgive and forget? Sure. Right after we bury this hatchet in something orange and smiling.

Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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Let's Bury the Hatchet t-shirt with a jack-o'-lantern and axe, funny Halloween tee
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Let’s Bury the Hatchet

Let’s bury the hatchet. Preferably in a pumpkin. Preferably one that looks a lot like your ex. This tee features a grinning jack-o’-lantern with an axe lodged right in its head and a banner offering the most passive-aggressive peace treaty ever printed on cotton. Wear it to the Halloween party where your ex and his new boyfriend will definitely be, to the family dinner where your aunt brings up politics, or to the group chat reunion after the drama. We’re ready to forgive and forget. Mostly forget. Okay fine, we still know exactly where it’s buried.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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