All the Things
I Wanted to Say

It is 128 pages of premium colour at magazine size. Printing something that big in full colour costs most of that, which is why most humour books are small, thin and black and white. I wanted the pictures to be the point, so it is neither small nor thin.

Same book, same 128 pages, same colour. The paperback is 8.5 by 11 and softcover. The hardcover is 8.25 by 11 with a case laminate board. Paperback if you plan to lend it. Hardcover if you want it back.

There is swearing. One chapter is called Brush Your Fucking Teeth, so you can calibrate from there. There is nothing your mother could not survive, though she may have opinions. It is not a children’s book.

No. Almost every chapter is one page and stands entirely alone. Open it anywhere, read one out loud, put it down. That is the intended use.

I did. All sixty. I am in every single one of them, sometimes as myself and sometimes as the person who annoyed me, which felt healthier than naming them.

Yes. Nobody has worked out how to stop me. Put your email in below if you want to know first.