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I’m A Fucking Delight!

$29.99

An angry, screaming possum insists it is, in fact, a delight. Equal parts sweet and unhinged.

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Fit & fabric

Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.

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the story
I’m A Fucking Delight!

Sweet on the outside, feral on the inside, and absolutely not to be tested. I’m A Fucking Delight! pairs a screaming, wild-eyed possum with a bold promise nobody asked for, making it the funny animal tee for people who are lovely until they’re not. It’s a sarcastic graphic t-shirt made to earn laughs, start conversations, and gently warn the room. Soft, easy to wear, and endlessly giftable, it’s the ideal funny shirt for the chaotic friend, the unhinged coworker, or the delight staring back at you in the mirror. Trash-animal glamour, now in tee form.

Fit
Unisex classic, true to size
Fabric
Ring-spun cotton; heathers are a blend
Print
Direct-to-garment, made to order
Care
Cold, inside out. Hang dry. Like your feelings.
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