$29.99
A net with two baseballs delivering a cheeky twist on an everyday gripe. Knocks it out of the park.
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Between sizes or like it slouchy? Size up. Combed ring-spun cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend.
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When life throws a curveball, you’re allowed to complain. Really?! I Washed My Balls For This! turns a very relatable gripe into a home run, featuring a net with two baseballs and a punchline that lands every time. It’s the funny gay tee for sports-adjacent innuendo lovers and anyone who appreciates a groan-worthy pun. Playful and cheeky, this graphic tee is a perfect gag gift for your punniest friend. Printed on a soft, true-to-size unisex shirt made for daily disappointment (comedically). Batter up, buttercup. All that effort, for this? Swing and a wink.
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