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Thirsty

$39.99

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Quench your thirst for bold fashion statements with this hilarious and daring design! This shirt doesn’t just say “thirsty” – it screams it, with a splash of humor (and maybe a splash of something else). Perfect for those who know they’re unapologetically extra, this tee is all about owning your vibe and letting the world know you’re here to slay, sip, and serve.

The juicy graphic featuring a playful tongue and a creamy splash will leave no question about your confidence – or your sense of humor. Whether you’re hitting the clubs, crashing brunch, or just lounging in style, this shirt is a conversation starter that’s guaranteed to turn heads and raise eyebrows (in the best way possible).

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it’s comfortable enough for all-day wear – because thirst doesn’t take breaks. Pair it with your favorite jeans, shorts, or nothing at all (we’re not judging) and let your personality shine. Whether it’s a gift for your boldest friend or a treat for yourself, this tee is perfect for anyone who lives life with a little extra flavor.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause excessive compliments and a serious increase in your confidence level. Stay hydrated!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Thirsty

$39.99

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A man wearing the "Where I Met Your Husband" hoodie, featuring a black design with a yellow smiley face logo.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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