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Really?! I washed my balls for this!

$39.99

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When life throws you a curveball, sometimes you just have to ask: “Really? I washed my balls for this?” Our hilarious shirt takes that sentiment and knocks it out of the park—literally! Featuring a net with two baseballs, this design adds a cheeky twist to an everyday gripe. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, this shirt is playful, a bit sarcastic, and guaranteed to get people talking.

Whether you’re heading to a less-than-exciting event, a casual hangout, or just running errands, this shirt says what we’re all thinking in the funniest way possible. The clever baseball graphic adds just enough of a wink to keep things light-hearted and fun, while the bold text makes sure everyone gets the joke.

Made from soft, comfortable fabric, this shirt is great for all-day wear, whether you’re out and about or lounging at home, and it’s available in T-shirts, hoodies, and long sleeves.

If you’ve ever wondered why you bothered to get ready for something underwhelming, this shirt is for you. Throw it on, embrace the humor, and let everyone know that sometimes, the effort just isn’t worth it—but at least you can look good while saying it!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Really?! I washed my balls for this!

$39.99

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A man wearing the "Where I Met Your Husband" hoodie, featuring a black design with a yellow smiley face logo.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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