$29.99
Stay hydrated while channeling your inner chaos with the “Peace Was Never an Option” stainless steel water bottle. Featuring an adorably fierce calico cat wielding two cleavers and a battle-ready attitude, this design is perfect for those who embrace their feisty side. Whether you’re hitting the gym, heading to the office, or just declaring war on thirst, this bottle ensures you’re doing it in style.
Made from high-quality stainless steel, this water bottle keeps your drinks icy cold or piping hot for hours, making it as functional as it is bold. The spill-proof lid ensures you won’t lose a drop, no matter how aggressive your day gets. Lightweight, durable, and BPA-free, it’s the perfect companion for all your hydration needs—or your next “non-peaceful” adventure.
Ideal for cat lovers, chaos enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their practicality, this water bottle makes a statement: peace is overrated when you’ve got the claws (and cleavers) to back it up. Gift it to a friend with a rebellious streak or keep it for yourself to show the world you mean business—hydration business, that is. Because sometimes, staying hydrated is the only battle worth fighting.
Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).
Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.
Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.
Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”
If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.
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